burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via helenabonhamcartergotdrunkand)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via sometimelow)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via heteroh)

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
why am I so cool and important an gorgeous and relevant???

(Source: galaxys4, via thiccthot)

In class we had to write a list of our bad habits,
And your name was on it twice.
(k.y. // 1:21am)

(Source: that-stupid-tardis-sound, via that-stupid-tardis-sound)


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